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Smelly Clothes
The Pope is visiting town and all the residents are dressed up in their
best Sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on Main Street hoping for a personal blessing from
the Pope. One local man has put on his best suit and he's sure the Pope will stop and talk
to him. He is standing next to an exceptionally down-trodden looking bum who doesn't smell
very good. As the Pope comes walking by he leans over and says something to the bum and
then walks right by the local man. He can't believe it. Then it hits him. The Pope won't
talk to him, he's concerned for the unfortunate people the poor and and feeble ones.
Thinking fast,he gives the bum $20 to trade clothes with him. He puts on the bums clothing
and runs down the street to line up for another chance for the pope to stop and talk to
him. Sure enough,the Pope walks right up to him this time, leans over close and says
"I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!"
Dogbite
One fall day, a guy is out raking leaves and he notices a hearse slowly drive by.
Following the first hearse is a second hearse, and behind that is a man walking sadly
along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. The guy's
intrigued, so he goes up to the man following the second hearse, and he asks him,
"Who's in that first hearse?" Man says, "My wife." Guy says, "I'm
sorry. What happened to her?" Man says, "My dog bit her and she died." Guy
then asks who's in the second hearse. Man says, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and
she died as well." Guy walks silently next to the man for a while and then says,
"Can I borrow your dog?"
Man says, "Get in line."
Learning to Be Observant
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of
yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you
have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class
watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the
jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into
their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been
observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third
finger into my mouth."
sardarji
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of
crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made,
they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the
reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims, "71st and again barefeet!"
Wizard
Sardarji is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it. A passerby
warns him"Sardarji, you're gonna fall down!""Hardly," says he and
falls. Then he looks after the passer-by and mumbles"Must have been a wizard. |
