3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked into the office . The interviewing FBI agent said "To bein the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and
give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, hesitated, and said "Sorry, I can't do it."
The next interviewee came into the office. TheAgent said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked out. "Sorry," he said.The last man came into the office. The inverviewer said "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room.I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun." The man took the gun and went into the room. The Agent heard 6 shots, silence,then a lot of screaming. The man came out of theroom and said "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"

Politics

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"

Clinton, Dole, and Perot

Clinton, Dole, and Perot are on a long flight in Air Force One. Perot pulls out a $100 bill and says 'I'm going to throw this $100 bill out and make someone down below happy.'
Dole, not wanting to be outdone, says, 'If that was my $100 bill, I would split it into 2 $50
bills and make two people down below happy.'
Of course Clinton doesn't want these two candidates to out do him, so he pipes in, 'I would instead take 100 $1 bills and throw them out to
make 100 people just a little happier.'
At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, 'I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.'

Genie

Three guys, a Pak, a Srilankan and an Indian are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I
will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Srilankan says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Sri Lanka."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in Srilanka was forever
made fertile for farming.

The Pak was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Pakistan, so
that no foreigners can come into our precious state." Again, with a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.

The Indian asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet
thick and completely surrounds the state. Nothing can get in or out."

The Indian says, "Fill it up with water."

                                            A friend Indeed

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. -What happened ?- asked Surjit. -Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . - -How come ?--Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.- - But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?- - Yaar, I bet on the highlights too -

Sardarji on train

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees , the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. On reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly sreamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife - What's the matter?- Replied he -The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else