Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors.If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades,' boasts Gates, 'you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of  10,000 miles per hour,' says Gates.
'Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new
car would be less than $50,' he continues.In response to all this goading, the GM chairman replies, 'Yes, but would you really want to drive
a car that crashes four times a day?'

                                         Clinton and a Tragedy

One day, President Clinton visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word 'tragedy.' 'Well,' one girl replied, 'If my mommy ran over my dog Rover, that would be a tragedy!' The President looked at the little girl and said, 'No, sweetie. That would be an accident!'A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, 'I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!'The President shook his head and said, 'No son -
That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?'One small girl raised her hand and said, 'Well, Mr. President, if you and Hillary were blew up in Air Force One, most people would think that that
was a tragedy!''Very good,' he said. 'And what was your reason
for that answer?''Well,' she said, 'It would not be an accident
and it sure would not be a great loss!'

Sardarji memorizes all the capitals

Once there was a sardar ji who got DARNED sick and tired of those jokes
mocking sardars for a low I.Q. He therefore resolved to prove that sardars could be as smart as anyone else.  He spent several weeks studiously peering at a map... The next time some one attempted to tell a Sardar Joke, he riposted "Well, I'm a Sikh and I'm NOT stupid!  I'll have you know I've
memorized the Capitals of every state in India!" "So what's the capital of Punjab?" inquired a skeptic. The sardar said: "That's easy!  'P' ........"

                                                Sardarji

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says, "Yes". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours, the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock."Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder

                                        Sardarji goes to Space

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space.The ground control issues commands

"Rubi!"

"Woof!"

"Press the red button."

"Woof! Woof!"

"Moti!"

"Woof!"

"Press the white button."

"Woof! Woof!"

"Sardarji!"

"Woof."

"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"